February 2011
This is hands down the best shit...
January 2011
reblog and i'll promote you =]
yourdreamswillcometrue:
you must be following www.yourdreamswillcometrue.tumblr.com ( i will check! ) and no likes pleaseee, and thank you! =]
Dear Willy Wonka, One of your Oompa Loompas have escaped. If you are looking for her, she is on Jersey Shore. Sincerely, Jersey Shore
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At school*Robot slaps Son* SON: OK,I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again* SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star. DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad* MOM: HAHA!...
Time spent in the shower
25% — Daydreaming. 25% — Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air. 20% — Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution. 10% — Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out. 10% — Contemplating the hardest decisions of life. 7% — Washing hair. 3% — Washing other body parts.
yourestuckonrepeat:
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itsfuckinmalik:
MUST BE FOLLOWING ME AND YES I CHECK :]
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Anonymous asked: haha i dunno, maybe i'll just message you my number and you can text me and we can talk easier that way.
Anonymous asked: haha but of course (:
Followers Guess What!!!! I GOT MY LICENSE TODAY :]
Anonymous asked: i seee that you're the sort of dude i'd usually hang out with
On Valentine's Day:
What I’ll be doing:
What my friends will be doing:
Anonymous asked: hahah hmm okayy i see i seee. :p
FACT OF THE DAY: Most of the laugh tracks you hear...
Fish are friends. Not food.
petitepearl asked: Are you from Alberta ?:)
That awkward moment when there is no awkward...
longlivetherev:
What would you do if you were at gunpoint?
Next 200 ppl to reblog this will get promo’d to...
kutecupcake:
you must be following!!!! if u see the notes r close to 200, check & see if there are any likes. if there are u can still reblog until there are 200 REBLOGS!!!!!
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millytee asked: "I bond with Mary Jane more than the average person should" haha love it
Anonymous asked: hmm i see i see. favorite thing to do?
Want 2000+ Followers?! Reblog!
MUST BE FOLLOWING ME AND YES I CHECK :]
http://itsfuckinmalik.tumblr.com/
http://itsfuckinmalik.tumblr.com/
http://itsfuckinmalik.tumblr.com/
btw if i skip you in my promo, message me!
Put a percent in my ask box.
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
